THE SUPREME COURT RULED THERE CANNOT BE A NATIVITY SCENE IN WASHINGTON,DC THIS CHRISTMAS. THIS ISN'T FOR ANY RELIGIOUS OR CONSTITUTIONAL REASON, THEY SIMPLY HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND THREE WISE MEN AND A VIRGIN IN THE NATION'S CAPITOL.

THERE WAS NO PROBLEM HOWEVER, FINDING ENOUGH ASSES TO FILL THE STABLE.