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Things You Really Don't Need To Know:
- The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.
- The most common name in the world in Mohamed.
- A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
- A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
- A snail can sleep for three years.
- All polar bears are left handed.
- American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
frome
ach salad served in first-class.
- Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
- Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child
reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
- Butterflies taste with their feet
- Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about 10.
- China has more English speakers than the United States.
- Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear
any
pants.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered
blood donors.
- Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
- February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a
full
moon.
- Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
- I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
- If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would
stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a
normal human's neck.
- If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line
would
never end because of the rate of reproduction.
- If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you will have
produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
- In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
- Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month.
- On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
- One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton
growers
in the 1930's lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
- Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never
stop growing.
- Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
people do.
- Shakespeare invented the words 'assassination' and 'bump'.
- Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
- Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
- The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
- The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth 2, moves only six inches for each
gallon of diesel that it burns.
- The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
- The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached
to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
- The name Wendy was made up for the book 'Peter Pan'.
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
- The words racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left
to
right or right to left.
- Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (guess they miss more...)
- You are more likely to be killed by a Champagne cork than by a
poisonous
spider.
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