A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.

She inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.

Dead, she was informed.

How do you know? she asked.

Because I pissed in his ear,said the child, innocently.

You did WHAT?? squealed the teacher in (net)surprise.

You know, explained the boy, I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and he didn't move.